Ugliest cigar in the World…Ever

Normally a hand-rolled, premium cigar is a thing of beauty.

From the sheen of a carefully selected wrapper through to the design of a tastefully applied band, everything about the look of a good cigar should heighten the senses.

Or so I always thought…

Last week a friend and fellow cigar aficionado dropped me an email to tell me about some new cigars he had come across. In amongst the usual recommendations and offer of a box split of something very special (I will save the details for a later post)  were some pictures of a cigar he picked up on a recent trip to the US.

To say it looked like everything a cigar shouldn’t be would be a huge understatement.

Multiple garish bands, horrible packaging and a shape which boggles the mind. Without any further ado I present to you the Berger & Argenti Entubar

 

Wow how subtle is the reference to dynamite, I very nearly didn’t get it myself…guess it gives a whole new meaning to a cigar being a boom stick.

 

I love the boxes, definitely a big improvement over those horrible, ugly ones that cigars usually come in!

 

 

 

Scam alert – Justfakes.com

Fake cigars are an unfortunate fact of life for many people who choose to purchase Cuban cigars online.

American collectors/smokers, who due to the embargo on Cuban products are not able to purchase via more legitimate means, are particularly at risk of being taken advantage of.

The number of websites/mail order companies selling outright fakes or upgrades (legitimate cigars with the bands changed to seem like something far rarer) is so large that there is strong evidence to suggest that upwards of 95% of all Cuban cigars sold in the USA are not quite what they appear to be.

The demand for Cuban cigars, fake or not, is so large that the sums of money being made by these criminals/fraudsters/scumbags is enormous. Consumers are lucky to just receive inferior products dressed up as the real thing, some of the so called ‘Cubans’ which are on the market are nothing if not downright hazardous.

Whilst I am very lucky that I live in Europe and don’t have to resort to shady tactics to get my hands on the World’s finest cigars it still makes my blood boil that fellow cigar lovers are being exploited in this fashion.

As such whenever I have definitive proof that a company is shipping fakes/upgrades I am going call them out on  it. Will it stop the trade in fake cigars, hell no. But if even one person is spared the upset of blowing their hard earned cash on this rubbish then I will be happy.

The company I wish to draw your attention to today do not actually manufacture or sell cigars of any kind; fake or otherwise.

No, this particular piece of excrement is engaged in the sale of something just as damaging to consumers: fake bands, boxes, ribbons, labels and even customs tags.

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What is so irritating about this particular nutsack is that for less than 20 dollars he is providing the means for literally anyone to repackage any old dog rockets as Cohiba, Bolivar, Montecristo or any other Cuban brand you can imagine.

Dr Joe from the Dr. Joe show sums things up pretty nicely in this video

 

Fuente Fuente Opus X Robusto 2010

Last time I was over in London I popped into the Davidoff shop on St James Street to have a browse through the walk in humidor and see if there was anything that took my fancy.

Whilst I was there I picked up a couple of Partagas 8-9-8 Varnished and happened to ask the young lady who was assisting me if there was anything she would recommend.

She suggested that I try the Fuente Fuente Opus X Robusto from Arturo Fuente. So putting my money where my mouth is, I picked up 3 examples from 2010 at a fairly reasonable £22.50 each.

I smoked the 8-9-8 and a few other sticks I picked up over the course of the few days I was back home (London will always be home) but decided I would leave the 3 robustos for when I got back to Ireland and would have time to properly relax.

I decided that I would smoke one cigar immediately and would leave the other two in the humidor for a few months to settle.

In the end I couldn’t resist having a second stick the very next night but I did resist and left the third cigar for the next 6 months and actually had it the evening my daughter was born.

The cigars came wrapped in cellophane which I am always appreciative of as it helps prevent any accidental damage to the wrapper due to careless handling.

The first thing you notice even before taking the cello off has to be that band:

99% of the cigars I smoke are Cuban. As such I am not that used to seeing such large and very,very ornate bands on my cigars. In fact I normally prefer a smaller, somewhat understated band like you find on a Montecristo or Rafael Gonzalez

That aside there is no mistaking the quality and level of detail in the Opus X bands and despite the gaudiness there is something strangely classy about them.

The quality of construction is excellent, not that I would expect anything less for a cigar in this price bracket. Especially as the sometimes dodgy, communist constructions issues which can affect Cuban cigars are normally not found in premium Non Cubans.

I clipped the triple cap with a double guillotine and could pick up cedar, leather and a slightly sweet flavour which I couldn’t quite put my finger on.

There were no issues whatsoever with lighting and the burn was excellent on all three cigars.

The first thing I noticed after lighting was just how much smoke this cigar produced! Within a few short puffs there was a veritable cloud of thick blue smoke 🙂

The leather and cedar were present throughout the cigar and were joined in the second third by a nice hit of black pepper along with what reminded me of hot buttered toast, YUM!

It wasn’t until the final third that I finally managed to put my finger on that sweetness I could taste….Coca Cola.

Sounds bizarre I realize but it worked really, really well, especially when balanced against the black pepper notes.

I was very impressed by the Opus X Robustos, the flavours were well developed without being over powering and the quality of the cigars was unmistakable.  I am not usually a massive fan of non Cuban cigars but on this occasion I was happy to be proven wrong!

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New in the humidor

I opened my post this morning and was pleased to see that my newest delivery of cigars have arrived from LCDH Maderia.

Here is a quick run down of my new goodies:

2010 Partagas Salomones – 2×10 boxes

2009 Cohiba Maduro 5 Secretos -1×10 box

2011 Partagas Super – 1×25 box

2012 Jose L Piedra Cazadores – 1×25 box

I have never tried the Salomones before but have heard suitably good things. I am planning on having one or two sticks now and then popping the rest into the humidor for a year or so.

Likewise the Partagas Super will be something new for me but seeing as I am usually a big fan of Partagas I am hopeful that  I wont be disappointed.

The Maduro 5 Secretos are a great little cigar. I really like the flavour profile of all of the Maduro range and the Secretos are a nice size for a lunch time smoke.

 

Finally we come to one of my guilty little secret smokes, Jose L Piedra Cazadores.

I know a lot of people who would turn their noses up at these “cheap”, “inferior” Cuban cigars.

Personally I think that these people are elitist snobs.

Yes, they are a short filler cigar. However since 2002 they have been hand, as opposed to machine made and that has made a noticeable difference to the quality.

The flavour profile is unmistakably Cuban and at  such a low price point, just over €1 a stick,they represent fantastic value for money.

These are a great daily smoke and are really handy to take with you for rounds of golf, fishing trips or other energetic pursuits where you run the risk of ruining your cigars.

Full reviews will follow as and when my busy smoking schedule permits…

Happy smoking!

2008 Romeo Y Julieta Romeo No.1 – 5 year experiment

Well here it is my first review on my shiny, new blog, Yay!

As this is kind of a momentous event, well it is for me anyway, I have decided to do something a little different.

I am not reviewing one cigar, or two or even three. No,  for this inaugural review I am actually reviewing a mighty five cigars!

There is however a catch, all five sticks in question are 2008 Romeo Y Julieta Romeo No.1

Romeo Y Julieta No.1

 

Now don’t be too hasty to decry me as a mad man and stop reading. There is a method to my madness…

Allow me to explain.

For nearly eight years now I have been living in a rural area of West Cork in Ireland. Whilst this is a very picturesque and quaint spot with much to recommend it, there are certain downsides.

Rush Hour

The inability to purchase a decent cigar without a Herculean amount of effort is one of these.

Unless you are happy to grab a packet of overpriced floor sweepings from your local newsagent then your options are sorely limited.

The nearest dedicated cigar/tobacco merchant is located in Dublin, a mere 600 KM round trip.

If you don’t fancy a 6 hour road trip there is always my option of choice, the internet. I order all of my smokes direct from  a number of LCDH retailers throughout Europe and have always been very happy with the quality and speed of service I receive.

But what if you are for some reason stuck without a single smoke to call your own and just physically can’t wait the two or three days it will take for a package to wing it’s way to your door?

Well in that case you have one final option left to you. Poorly kept, over priced tubos from the off license.

My I can feel my taste buds zinging at the very thought of a 15 euro Monte Tubo that has been kept on a shelf for goodness knows how long, mmm!

I have long heard some of my more snobbish cigar smoking friends complain about the retail of these tubos. Claims that they are of poor quality and construction and that due to their incorrect storage, often for long periods of time, that they are effectively unsmokable are commonplace.

Being the adventurous soul that I am I decided to carry out a little experiment. I wanted to risk life, limb and sense of taste in order to find out just how good or bad these off license cigars really are.

A quick tour of establishments in the local town soon provided me with a rather small selection to choose from:

3 x Monte Tubo complete with dented tubes and 1 missing end cap – €16

2 x Romeo Y Julieta No 2. – The shopkeeper wanted a mighty €18 each for these!?!

5 x Romeo Y Julieta No.1  – no dents or missing caps and a relatively reasonable €11.90

In light of the many contributing factors it had to be the good old Romeo No.1. With a look of shocked glee on his face the shopkeeper proceeded to sell all five sticks to me and even threw in a  99 cent Bic lighter and the dress box they were “humidified” in, oh the generosity!

On arrival home I couldn’t wait to have a closer look at my new purchases,

Assuming all 5 sticks were from the same box they dated from Feb 08, at the time of my purchase this would have made the sticks a mere 6 months old.

The individual cigars were all packaged in the now “old style” silver and red tubes with the little cedar lining.

 

 

I was a little surprised to see that the cigars were actually a little soft,spongy and over humidified as opposed to overly dry as I had expected them to be.

Seeing as I had five examples to hand I decided the best thing to do under the circumstances would be to smoke one straight away, throw the other four into my humidor and then have one a year for the next four years.

1st cigar, no ageing:

Spongy and over humidified.

This cigar had a tight draw and had to be re-lit numerous times, definitely would have benefited from a few days of dry boxing but that is outside the scope of my experiment.

The main flavour that was in evidence throughout the entirety of the cigar was an unpleasant woodiness. Under this was a slight note of herbs and a damp aroma.

Due to the draw being so tight and the numerous relights which were needed the smoke was quite harsh and there was more than a hint of a burnt taste in evidence.

I left the final 3rd unsmoked.

Very poor indeed

2nd cigar,aged 1 year:

After the poor results with the first cigar I was not expecting much from this even after a year in the humidor and I can safely say I wasn’t surprised.

Due to being stored at the correct humidity the cigar was no longer as soft and spongy to touch and did not have as many issues regarding lighting and draw. This said it was still a little on the tight side and unfortunately did not burn evenly.

I had to touch up with the lighter several times during the 1st third to try and keep a semblance of an even burn.

The damp aroma has diminished but is still present and I can now make out a slight smell of wood and spice which is not unpleasant.

The woody taste is still very strong and the tobacco still tastes a bit green. There is a slight touch of leather present in the background but only just.

Tastes are very muted, way beyond subtle.

I wouldn’t choose to smoke this but it is a huge improvement over the first stick.

3rd cigar, aged for 2 years:

Less of a noticeable difference this year than there was last.

The burn issues are still present and if anything are more pronounced on this stick. Not sure if the tubos just have worse standards in general or if I lucked out and got a bad batch.

Burn was so poor I abandoned this stick with a good bit of smoking still to go.

On a plus point that damp smell is pretty much gone!

4th cigar, aged for 3 years:

Finally got a stick which managed to burn properly without dozens of touch ups.

Lit well off just 2 matches and kept going for just over an hour without having to relight.

As with the previous year that damp smell is gone and there is now spice, leather and a slight earthiness present. The woody note is still present but is more mellow than in prior years. Flavours are still mild bordering on bland.

 

5th cigar, aged for 5 years

Due to an oversight last year I ended up not smoking the 5th cigar of my test batch until yesterday evening.

As you have probably gathered by now I haven’t been a massive fan of these No.1 tubos. For the most part the construction has been poor, the burn uneven and the flavours have been a let down even by the uninspiring standards of most Romeo Y Julieta.

I would really love to say that this 5th stick proved me wrong and completely changed my mind. Except it didn’t.

As with stick number 4 the burn was fine, draw was a little on the tight side but nothing really worth complaining about.

Flavours are muted and flat. The leather, wood and herbs have been joined by what might possibly be soil but to be honest I am having to be inventive at this point.

If I try to cut to the chase I think this is actually my biggest issue with this particular cigar. After 5 years of ageing there is nothing offensive about it. But there is also nothing enjoyable, it is just very, very forgettable and bland.

 

 

 

Getting started

Hola!

Welcome to “Tales from the humidor”.

I should probably tell you a little bit about me.

I have been smoking cigars (of varying quality!) since I was 17. As time has progressed so have my tastes.

Long gone are the cheap packets of Hamlets, Balmoral and King Edwards from the local newsagent. In their place are as many top quality Cubans as I can smuggle past my ever vigilant fiancee.

I love trying new marcas, blends or vitolas that I haven’t come across before and I am always on the look out for new or old cigars to try.

I am very rarely as happy as I am when I am relaxing with a cigar and this blog is my attempt at sharing my passion with the World at large.

TW